Vending machines: they’ve come a long way from stale chips and flat sodas, haven’t they? I still remember when Coca-Cola invented those fast moving vending machines and they all started breaking and malfunctioning with the “exit hole” getting terribly clogged.
In Columbus, however, vending machines are serving up art, charcuterie, and even life-saving supplies. Here’s a guide to the wildest (and most helpful) vending machines around the city — because sometimes, the best things really do come out of a box.
Art-O-Mat at Dick’s Den
2417 N High St, Columbus, OH 43202
Who knew art collecting could start with pulling a knob? The Art-O-Mat at Dick’s Den turns the simple act of using a vending machine into a moment of culture. These retired cigarette machines now vend original works of art, from miniature paintings and photography to jewelry. The real thrill? You never know exactly what you’re going to get — it’s like unwrapping a surprise gift for your inner creative. For just a few bucks, you can walk away with something far cooler than a pack of smokes. Who knew becoming an art collector could be this easy (and affordable)?
Charcuterie Vending Machines
- The Getaway Brewing Company: 108 N High St, Dublin, OH 43017
- Antiques on High: 714 S High St, Columbus, OH 43206
These aren’t your average “sad Lunchables in plastic.” The charcuterie vending machines at The Getaway Brewing Company and Antiques on High are stocked with gourmet options that could make even the most highbrow foodie swoon. Think 12-month-aged Manchego, Merlot Bellavitano cheese, wagyu bresaola, and even black tobiko caviar. Add some olive oil sourdough flatbreads, pickle chips, and stone-ground mustard, and you’ve got yourself a vending machine experience worthy of a wine pairing. Pro tip: pair these snacks with one of the locally brewed beers or ciders available at these spots for maximum enjoyment.
Cotton Candy Vending Machine
The Candy Spot: 1500 Polaris Pkwy #2276, Columbus, OH 43240
Imagine walking through Polaris and spotting a vending machine that spits out fresh, fluffy cotton candy. Yes, this exists, and yes, it’s as magical as it sounds. Inside The Candy Spot, you can indulge in a sugar fix that feels like a carnival treat but without the creepy clowns or carnies. Plus, it’s hard to beat a vending machine that makes you feel like a kid again.
Harm Reduction Vending Machines
Now for something serious: harm reduction vending machines in Columbus are literally saving lives. These machines provide naloxone kits (which can reverse opioid overdoses), fentanyl test strips, condoms, pregnancy tests, and more — all for free. They’re an incredible resource for people in need and a testament to how vending machines can serve a much larger purpose than just snacks and drinks.
Here are a few locations where you can find them:
- Equitas Health: 750 E. Long St.
- Huckleberry House: 1720 Kenmore Rd.
- Community Medical Services: 1380 Dublin Rd.
- SAFER Station: 368 W. Park Ave.
- Central Outreach Wellness Center: 2680 W. Broad St.
- Franklin County Municipal Court: 375 S. High St., 6th Floor
- Jordan’s Crossing Resource Center: 342 N Hague Ave, Columbus, OH 43204
- The P.E.E.R. Center, Whitehall Location: 205 N Hamilton Rd, Columbus, OH 43213
- Clinton Township Fire Department: 3820 Cleveland Ave, Columbus, OH 43224 (24/7)
It’s a somber topic, but these machines are proof that accessibility can save lives. If you or someone you know could benefit, these are worth knowing about.
Cake Vending Machine (Status Unknown)
Seventh Son Brewing Co: 1101 N 4th St, Columbus, OH 43201
Is there anything more comforting than cake? If this vending machine is still around, you’ll find slices of moist, fluffy cake in classic flavors and some creative spins. Pair it with a beer for the ultimate sweet-and-savory combo.
Bacon Vending Machine at Ohio State (Status Unknown)
Once upon a time, OSU had a bacon vending machine stocked with ready-to-eat strips of porky goodness. Perfect for tossing on a salad, sandwich, or just munching as a snack. It’s unclear if this machine is still sizzling on campus, but bacon enthusiasts, keep your eyes peeled. And if it’s gone, let’s all write a letter to bring it back, shall we?
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