Imagine this: You’re on the hunt for some of the best wings in Columbus, but instead of heading to a flashy sports bar or your usual go-to, you find yourself standing in front of an unassuming AMVETS post.
Yep. That’s right. Welcome to Mean Mug Wings & Things, where the wings are so good, you literally have to sign up just to try them.
No, really. You’ve gotta buzz in, walk through the door like you’re part of a secret club, and sign a guest sheet before you can even think about ordering. It’s an experience that feels equal parts mysterious and exclusive—like you’ve stumbled onto Columbus’s best-kept food secret (because you kinda have).
At first glance, you might think you’ve walked into an event hall. But once inside, you’ll find a fully stocked dive bar that’s as charming as it is unexpected. There’s a pool table, slot machines tucked into the corners, and the walls are packed with pieces of AMVETS history that tell stories of the past. We’re talkin’ military memorabilia, ready-to-eat military meals, and lots more. It’s a place that oozes personality, honor, and service, even if you didn’t know you were looking for it.
Now, let’s talk about the food—because that’s why you’re here, right?
We started off with the fried pickle chips, which were perfect: crispy on the outside, tangy on the inside, and just the right amount of salty to prepare you for what’s to come. And the onion rings? These aren’t your average rings. I’m talking giant, crispy rings of onion goodness with a kick of paprika that’ll make you question every onion ring you’ve had before.
But the wings… oh, the wings. They’re what make Mean Mug the hidden treasure it is. Each bite delivers a crispy exterior with fall-off-the-bone juicy meat that’s smothered in sauce. And we’re not just talking your standard buffalo here.
No, no.
They’ve got unique flavors like Orange Habanero for those who like a fruity kick with some heat, and the Ragin’ Cajun, which packs a bold, smoky punch. My buddy Tony? He was a Ragin’ Cajun convert by the end of the night. It’s that good.
And here’s the thing—this is all happening inside a place most people drive by without even knowing what’s waiting inside. You’re in a dive bar attached to a veterans’ post, but you’re getting wings that rival some of the best in Buffalo. It’s the kind of spot that makes you feel like you’ve uncovered a secret, and you kinda want to keep it to yourself… but also, it’s too good not to share.
So, next time you’re in the mood for wings that’ll change your life (or at least your dinner plans), Mean Mug Wings & Things is the place to be. Just don’t forget to sign in at the door—it’s all part of the experience, baby.
*Note: This is an active AMVETS Post that is meant to be a haven for United States Military veterans, so it is imperative that you treat the facility, its employees, and the AMVETS members with the utmost respect*
